I'm back

Well I'm guessing all of you heard about me winning the nobel peace prize. Pretty neat, huh? I used the prize money to buy myself this awesome new car! It's just my way of helping the world with the money. It's a hummer.

So you're probably wondering what I've been up to lately. My latest work has been in defending innocent Canadians from the terrifying menace of baby seal attacks. A few months ago I departed with a group of vigilantes armed only with clubs. We marched northwards into the deadly unknown. The other day, one of my comrades almost had his foot rubbed by a baby seal. Luckily, I drew my club in time. Nightmares of the incident will haunt me for years to come.

I've also been protecting the Japanese coastline from the whale invasion. We humans are currently winning the war against whales and dolphins, but this could quickly change. The best we can do now is dream of a tomorrow where large marine mammals are extinct.

Thank You

Thank you for all of your support thanks to all of you I am hours from receiving my biggest award I have ever gotten: a noble peace prize. At the moment I am on a plane flying to Stockholm and I literally can’t stop fidgeting I’m so excited. my only complaint is that my parents couldn’t come to see me getting my award because they have supported me since day one. But we all have to remember that the fight is not over we need to do everything we can to SAVE THE WORLD!

Recycle?

When you think of recycling what do you think of? Do you think of the three R’s you were taught in primary school reduce, reuse, recycle? Do you think of something that is essential to human life, or do you think of something you do once in a while? What I think of is the second option: something that is essential for humans. If we recycled then there would be fewer things in all of the landfills and there would be less glass, paper and plastic products manufactured. The worst thing to throw out is plastic, it will never decompose. I have always thought that plastic was invented by the devil, but recently I learnt that whoever did make it is worse.      
 

                                 

Clayoquot Sound

I have just finished my first grueling day of protesting. I left last night for Clayoquot Sound to protest the cutting down of those beautiful trees. I have decided that the best way to protest would be to strap myself to an ancient old growth tree and to do whatever it takes to not let them cut the trees down. In the morning workers came in and when they noticed me, they tried to get me away so they could safely do their jobs. They tried reasoning, they tried arguing, they even tried physically pulling me off, but my straps and my ideals held and they were forced to return to their camp a bit early. So all of my readers, as soon as you can head up to Clayoquot Sound and help me save this beautiful reserve.

Veggies > Meat

Another way we can save Mother Earth is if we all became vegetarians. Not only is it amazingly cruel to the animals we eat, but eating meat is one of the worst things you can do for the planet. It takes three pounds of grain to produce one pound of meat, which is horribly inefficient. If we did this we could end world hunger for good and we could get rid of the forever methane producing cows. Also people would be healthier because of this, because meat is very fatty and can cause serious health problems like liver and heart disease. I have been a vegetarian for two years now and it was the best choice I have ever done in my short life, so be like me, Asher and feel great.

Al Gore

Now im going to talk about a real hero of mine; Albert Arnold Gore, Junior. He had the election stolen from him by the bumbling George W. Bush. He managed to turn this all around and to run a different type of campaign, a campaign against global warming. An Inconvenient Truth was the first thing I saw that really made me say, “Wow I should do something about global warming.” He is really a visionary in the fight against climate change and I believe that he will be a leader when we finally get the fight out to the public. If you have not already done this watch An Inconvenient Truth then do it now and you will be amazed at what is happening. If you want to read more go to his website http://www.algore.com/ 

Protest - January 16, 2011

This is what the protest looked like for all that missed it. I hope that for the next one you can all make it, we need to be more serious.